Meet El Gran Queso


Meet my friend and luchador, El Gran Queso. The only live appearances this mysterious wrestler¬†has made lately have been in my children’s church services and on the inter webs. We can only know the man behind the mask by his quotes. Here are just a sample of the countless words of truth and knowledge that can only be backed up by a flying elbow.

“The only thing you are entitled to is a headlock. “

“When I get a food truck I will sell knuckle sandwiches.”

“The only place it’s ok for a dude to wear tight pants is in the ring.

“Because some luchadors are more legendary than others.”

“I’m a lover AND a fighter.”

“When I get a food truck I will sell fist tacos.”