Meet El Gran Queso


Meet my friend and luchador, El Gran Queso. The only live appearances this mysterious wrestler has made lately have been in my children’s church services and on the inter webs. We can only know the man behind the mask by his quotes. Here are just a sample of the countless words of truth and knowledge that can only be backed up by a flying elbow.

“The only thing you are entitled to is a headlock. “

“When I get a food truck I will sell knuckle sandwiches.”

“The only place it’s ok for a dude to wear tight pants is in the ring.

“Because some luchadors are more legendary than others.”

“I’m a lover AND a fighter.”

“When I get a food truck I will sell fist tacos.”